Rich, Rich, RICH!

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I’m going to be rich! Yes, rich! And not in petty thousands, but millions! Ha!

But shush, it’s a secret… My business partner doesn’t want me to divulge info on how I got the money he’s going to bestow on me. But you know me. I can’t shut up about such things, can I?

You see, I received a secret email from Dissue M Koromah the son of a late Seirra leonian Colenel, matthin Koromah who died many years ago when the revolutionary united front rebels(Okay, this getting too long) who was attacked his residence in Makeni Sierraleon (BTW, has any one of you heard of this place? I would be obliged to know the country of my benefactor.)

Mr. K wishes to bequeath me with 8.5 Million US Dollars! His dearly departed father made a fortune in diamonds (imagine!) and now the kindly disposed Mr. K wishes to share the bounty. And wonder of wonders! A lucky draw of email ids drew me!

I’d always known ssoggo as going to serve me! Pooh on you, all you who asked me what it ever meant!

I am now officially retiring from my boring, old day-job. I won’t have the time. I have been, after all, given the great responsibility of identifying the business into which Mr. K and I are to invest the vast moneys…

And of course, Mr. K has so very generously offered me 10% as starting commission to generate the wardrobes required for this new lifestyle!

The only hitch, ahem (and this is super, super, SUPER secret), I have to deposit a sum of Rs 100 000 in his bank account first. After all, when Mr. K is willing to share millions, he needs to know I won’t run of with it!

I’m off now. I have to send a reply via email to Mr. K.

Urgently.

He needs that one hundred thousand in his bank account immediately to know my id is not dormant!

So, all ye lesser mortals, take care! I’ll try not to forget you when I become the millionaire I always knew I was destined to be!